- You measure distance in minutes.
- Speed limits are just suggestions... except in speed traps. And you know the one cop in Boone's Mill.
-You took field trips to the nearest cave, Williamsburg, and Washington D.C. as a kid
- They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new McMansions in its place.
- If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have three new names.
- When you order "tea" you mean sweet, iced tea.
- You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same day.
- You see a car running in a store parking lot no matter what time of year.
- All festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
- You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.
- The local newspapers cover national and international news on one page and have six pages for sports.
- As a child you thought all restaurants had a buffet.
- You have worn Carhartt, blaze orange, and camo.
- You have worn pearls and hair ribbons past the age of twelve.
- It's optional to attend school on the first day of hunting season.
- You know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, deer season, and Christmas.
- "Wally World" has nothing to do with National Lampoon.
I thought my girls would get a kick out of this.