Off-topic: You know you're from Virginia when...

- You measure distance in minutes.

- Speed limits are just suggestions... except in speed traps. And you know the one cop in Boone's Mill.

-You took field trips to the nearest cave, Williamsburg, and Washington D.C. as a kid

- They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new McMansions in its place.

- If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have three new names.

- When you order "tea" you mean sweet, iced tea.

- You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same day.

- You see a car running in a store parking lot no matter what time of year.

- All festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

- You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.

- The local newspapers cover national and international news on one page and have six pages for sports.

- As a child you thought all restaurants had a buffet.

- You have worn Carhartt, blaze orange, and camo.

- You have worn pearls and hair ribbons past the age of twelve.

- It's optional to attend school on the first day of hunting season.

- You know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, deer season, and Christmas.

- "Wally World" has nothing to do with National Lampoon.

I thought my girls would get a kick out of this.